edsheerun:

i just want a boy to like me

no not that one

(Source: loganlermen)

unclefather:

"Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under"

50shadesofyodaddysdick:

boyfriend: what’s for dinner?

me:

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perriwinkle:

*knits myself a thong*

disgustinghuman:

[sighs internally]

[sighs externally]

[sighs eternally]

letlivevan:

kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad

(Source: laughing420)

princeowl:

what the hell r u doing unfollowing me while im asleep that is disrespectful

narutooth:

neptunain:

can someone from the science side of tumblr explain this

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covalent bonds

trust:

do you ever want to just yell in someones face to date you

(Source: trust)